Castiel huffs in irritation at everyone including his husband, holding out beers for his guests in greeting like a proper host.

"I am shirtless because fabric is incredibly painful and irritating to this stupid burn and thus the reason we are all here to eat cheeseburgers and do drugs. I feel very awkward for you all to be seeing my naked torso which is only for Dean's eyes and I would be grateful if we could pretend I was wearing a shirt."

He turns to Dean and points, points with intention in the way only spouses can pull off. "It is not a shitshow."