She decided, with one look at his face, that she might feel weird at them, but weddings were a pretty good gig all the same.

"Open 'em up, I gotta make an informed decision," Ellie said, making a gimme gesture with one hand, as if she'd never tasted both flavors.

She had, obviously, at this point, tasted about every one she could find, buying them from stores, almost bewildered at the idea of selecting, not just taking whatever was found and still sealed.

"I can't go getting in the middle of a married argument without doing the research."